Monday, March 6, 2006

Yes, this is a blog about HAN SOLO

I just saw serinity which was a good flick.  I never really gave firefly a chance but i liked the flick it was good. Anyway while watching it I couldn't help but think.  The main charcater is like some suave badass space cowboy dude.  Which is cool hes dressed like indiana jones he has a cool gun and the i don't give a fuck attitude.  It was clever and a refreshing change.  But as I was watching it was like man this guy is cool but hes no mother fucking HAN SOLO.  They tried to make him like han but no dice.  I mean he had the cool attitude and the fucked up ship.  But seriously lets think about this here.  Han had chewy...first and foremost thats the best fucking side kick ever.  Second the millenium falcon was the biggest piece of shit but in a good way.  Like a race car that looks shitty but still has balls.  And Han,...wll Han stood by three things chewy, his ship, and his guns...and in my oppinion thats all you need.  And i mean ok he fell in love with the princess but he was still a fucking pimp.  Case and point when Jaba caught up to him after lando sold him out and he was getting frozen.  The princess was all like "I love you Han"..and my mother fucker just looked at her dead in the eyes and said "I know" and bam he was frozen.  If that isn't a fucking bad ass mother fucker space/cowboy fucking stick to your guns and go down swinging king of cool then i don't know what is.  For that reason alone HAN SOLO WILL ALWAYS BE THE COOLEST ASTRONAUT EVER!....kiss the light saber bitches!